Cool spider sculpture!

Don’t threaten us with a good time, fellas.

Once again I can’t believe people are dumber than me.

Try freezing the tofu for a different, meatier texture. Regardless this looks delicious.

This right here summarizes the problem.

“Yeah it’s full of Nazis and has had a big hand in the downfall of modern America, but my convenience!”

Portal is such a great series. I hope we get a new one one day.

I can’t believe people still use Twitter.

Yup. Depression dulls the experience of living in many ways that aren’t talked about enough. It’s not just being sad, it’s a fundamental change in the perception of all this… gestures wildly

Also it’s morally the right thing to do if you have the choice.

“If these Jezebels don’t make more cattle who will work at McDonald’s?”

Wow they should hire you as CEO!

Don’t be fooled by the fake concern and care from the right; they don’t give a shit and kids period.

Capitalists come from a culture that lies about everything.

In the original comics the Shredder is killed in the first issue.

Lol ok, bud.

That stick up your ass must be uncomfortable.

That lady is a sleep paralysis demon.

You started your post by saying you didn’t want kids. That’s why you’re struggling. Your wife made you go against your values and now you have a huge responsibility.

Yeah it’s so easy to just eject better people.

Hey, guys, all we gotta do is elect better people guys!

Steve Jobs also thought eating fruit could cure cancer…